Mood: Sun drunk. Mentally unavailable. Emotionally tanning.
These aren’t just shorts — they’re a one-way ticket to spiritual abandonment. The “Leave Me in Ibiza” sweatshorts are for those who clock out of real life the second their feet hit island ground. No calls, no questions — just basslines, beach naps, and someone else’s sunglasses.
Perfect for airport fits, beach recoveries, or dancing barefoot on somebody’s rooftop. The fit is soft. The message is clear: I’m not coming back.
Featuring:
Mid-thigh unbothered energy
Soft-touch cotton with elastic waistband for your post-party bloat
