CORPORATE BHADDIE — BABY TEE

CORPORATE BHADDIE 

You should be sipping espresso martinis in a mid century modern penthouse. But instead… you’re answering Slack messages. In Helvetica.
The Corporate Bhaddie tee is for the main character who mastered Google Calendar, but dreams in Aperol.

You’re too iconic for the 9-to-5 — and everyone knows it. This shirt is a wink to your real identity: a high-functioning flirt stuck in a corporate simulation. You make spreadsheets feel cinematic. You treat Outlook like performance art.

Pair it with lipgloss, passive-aggressive emails, and a ticket to Ibiza you haven’t booked yet.

FIT DETAILS 

• Slightly cropped, perfectly boxy — silhouette built for bhaddies who delegate*

• 100% soft cotton, made to survive coffee spills and side-eyes

• Bold script graphic in hot pink flames — because you’re the one heating things up

• Designed to be worn on Zoom, in airports, or at spontaneous rooftop drinks

• Pre-shrunk, double-stitched, and emotionally unbothered