LEAVE ME IN IBIZA — SWEATSHORTS

LEAVE ME IN IBIZA — SWEATSHORTS

Mood: Sun drunk. Mentally unavailable. Emotionally tanning.

These aren’t just shorts — they’re a one-way ticket to spiritual abandonment.
The “Leave Me in Ibiza” sweatshorts are for those who clock out of real life the second their feet hit island ground. No calls, no questions — just basslines, beach naps, and someone else’s sunglasses.

Perfect for airport fits, beach recoveries, or dancing barefoot on somebody’s rooftop.
The fit is soft. The message is clear:
I’m not coming back.

Featuring:

• Mid-thigh unbothered energy

• Soft-touch cotton with elastic waistband for your post-party bloat

• Custom Whitevino smiley + party photo patch + iconic handwritten script

• Pockets for your passport, gum, and emotional baggage

Wear them to the beach.
Or wear them while ghosting people from the beach.

Fit: True to size. Designed for late checkouts and even later regrets.